Sneeze harder; I don't believe you yet!

This little piggy went "oink-cough, oink-cough."

And this little piggy went "swine-chooo, swine-chooo."

This little piggy passed on the H1N1 Swine Flu to humans, creating a "world epidemic" and freaked out the dumber percentage of the population of earth.

And this little piggy passed away and became the wonderous discount bacon for my dinner...

I'm looking forward to October, when "shark flu" hits our shores and fish hits my tastebuds...