Conversation Starter #13

I wish I could...

Read people's minds sometimes.

Or maybe I wish I could run idiots off the road legally.

Biodegradable

So he died.

Now the world is presented with a problem:

If we cremate him, we release many toxins into the atmosphere.

If we bury him, he will not decompose, and some poor sod will him dig up one day.

Yet another reason why we should make plastics worldwide biodegradable...

Train Time!

I'm sitting on the train, heading into the city for some study before tomorrow's Communication Engineering exam, and I thought I'd just keep you updated with everything at the moment.

Ah, let's see...

I've been doing a heap of work at the hospital recently, making money before uni starts up again. I always feel I'm busier on holidays than I am during the actual semester. I guess during the semester I have a set timetable and I know when I'll be free to do other stuff... I've already had one exam – Electrical Systems – that I think I did alright in. Only had to answer five of six questions, and I answered three really well, one ok, and one not so brilliant. Another ne tomorrow with a similar structure; and then two next week.

Last weekend I went to Rachael's formal, which was a load of fun - all dressed up and such. And then I stayed the night at Rach's afterwards. It was very relaxing, a great way to relax before exams. If you'd like some photos you'll find some... somewhere... or I can send you a DVD of them all. Yeah, a DVD. That's how many I took (that or I don't have any CD's anymore, take your pick).

Oh, I'm at South Yarra, time flies when it takes as long to type as I do! Plans for next week: Two exams; then more work. If I end up with Thursday off, I'll visit a friend or two.

Hope you're all having a blast!

Conversation Starter #12

I should do more...

Exercise. Or study. Or maybe I should help some people at uni out more with their work. Or something.

What should I do more of?

The Shit List #2

Ok, I am filling up pages of numberplates faster than I thought I would be.

Here is another set for you:

PHG523
UNV435
UPF008
OPU109
ETD261
OAV006
ODG702
OTU797
SJE504
SYW835
QUV144
WDP768
TVA771
BY999
WXL946 (C'mon, still tailgating me after I braked heavily to show you I wasn't impressed about it the first time, there's no rush)
WTT554
WCW823
SZG145
RNM442
BCZ79M
WMR793
WHK432

(EDIT: 100th post. Woo!)

Sneeze harder; I don't believe you yet!

This little piggy went "oink-cough, oink-cough."

And this little piggy went "swine-chooo, swine-chooo."

This little piggy passed on the H1N1 Swine Flu to humans, creating a "world epidemic" and freaked out the dumber percentage of the population of earth.

And this little piggy passed away and became the wonderous discount bacon for my dinner...

I'm looking forward to October, when "shark flu" hits our shores and fish hits my tastebuds...

Conversation Starter #11

My next holiday destination...

Will probably be Blairgowrie, considering I have nothing else planned between now and then. Week away with awesome people shall be loads of fun!